Well shit
I’m on Twitter, but this isn’t the “well shit” part.
Well shit, I sprained my ankle while sitting down at my desk. As the injury was explained to me by Mariah, I put pressure on my ankle while walking. When I sat down the pressure was abruptly released and the tendons tore. So I’m in an appreciable amount of pain and stuck using a crutch to walk.
Why, god, why?